{"id":3093,"date":"2011-06-23T13:26:55","date_gmt":"2011-06-23T21:26:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.zubairalexander.com\/stage\/?p=3093"},"modified":"2016-03-04T19:26:33","modified_gmt":"2016-03-05T02:26:33","slug":"interesting-errors","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.zubairalexander.com\/blog\/interesting-errors\/","title":{"rendered":"Interesting Errors, Bugs, and Messages"},"content":{"rendered":"

Have you run into some interesting errors or humorous Knowledge Base Articles lately? Well, I run into them once in a while. By the way, none of these are Photoshopped. There are all actual screenshots of Windows computers. Sometimes in the middle of an intense troubleshooting session you deserve a little relief. Check em’ out.<\/p>\n

The reason for this error was that the operation completed successfully<\/strong><\/p>\n

This error was on my SharePoint server.<\/p>\n

The Windows SharePoint Services Timer service depends on the Netlogon service which failed to start because of the following error:<\/p>\n

The operation completed successfully.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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The last time I used this program was 61 years from now
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According to this screenshot from May 25, 2011 I used Adobe Acrobat Professional last time on April 23, 2072. That’s 61 years from now.<\/p>\n

Last Used On 4\/23\/2072<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Please stop disrupting our Web servers<\/strong><\/p>\n

Sometimes you need to slow down while surfing the Internet.
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You’re disruptively hitting our Dell Factory Outlet web servers too fast, please slow down your incoming HTTP requests to our web servers. Thank you for your cooperation.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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Upgrading to Windows XP may cause you to lose your cookies<\/strong><\/p>\n

Microsoft KB article 282850<\/a>: Cookies Lost After Upgrading to Windows XP<\/p>\n

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More than 500 users in a group can cause gray hair<\/strong><\/p>\n

Microsoft KB article 281923<\/a>: Hair color of the “person” icon for a user group becomes gray if the group contains more than 500 users<\/p>\n

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Network adapter doesn’t work if the cable is not connected
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Microsoft KB article 228001<\/a>: Network Adapter Does Not Work if Unplugged<\/p>\n

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Insert a blank, formatted disk into drive C<\/strong><\/p>\n

Microsoft KB article 830680<\/a>: Forgotten Password Wizard Prompts You to Insert a Disk into Drive C<\/p>\n

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Microsoft Excel 2003 is part of the 2007 Microsoft Office system<\/strong><\/p>\n

Template download problem: “Microsoft Excel 2003 is part of the 2007 Microsoft Office system and can be obtained as follows:”<\/p>\n

\"Excel2003\"<\/a><\/p>\n

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This is odd, and it also means no user configuration can be found.<\/strong><\/p>\n

This was a Windows Vista Event Viewer error. I guess, sometimes the software developers show a sense of humor, or perhaps they are surprised at the error message generated by their own code.<\/p>\n

\"EventID18\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Select Multiple Radio Buttons in Active Directory<\/strong><\/p>\n

How can you possibly select multiple radio buttons in a window? For answer, check out my article Your Server Can Do This Too….<\/a><\/p>\n

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This Microsoft App Will Not Share Your Personal Data with Any Third-Party Service But it May Send it to Them<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"SharingDataWithThirdParties\"<\/a><\/p>\n

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Last Updated: March 4, 2016<\/em><\/p>\n

Copyright \u00a9 2016 SeattlePro Enterprises, LLC. All rights reserved.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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